Thursday, June 11, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Joke of the Day: Not to reward but…
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass.”
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass.”
Monday, April 27, 2009
Joke of the Day: What would preacher say?!
One day, a little boy was pulling his wagon past a church. While the preacher was standing outside, one of the wheels fell off the wagon. “God damn!” shouted the boy. The preacher said, “Son, don’t say that, say ‘God bless.’” The boy put the wheel back on the wagon and went home.
The next day, the little boy went past the church with the preacher outside. Two wheels fell off and the boy shouted, “God damn!” Again the preacher said, “Son, don’t say that, say ‘God bless.’” The boy put the wheels on again and goes home.
The next day, the little boy went past the church, again with the preacher outside. Three wheels fell off and the boy shouted, “God damn!” Again the preacher said, “Son, don’t say that, say ‘God bless.’” The boy put all three wheels back on his wagon and goes home.
On the fourth day, the little boy passed the church. The preacher was standing outside and all four wheels fell off the wagon. The boy looked at the wagon and said, “God bless.” Suddenly, all four wheels jumped back on the wagon and the preacher said, “GOD DAMN!”
The next day, the little boy went past the church with the preacher outside. Two wheels fell off and the boy shouted, “God damn!” Again the preacher said, “Son, don’t say that, say ‘God bless.’” The boy put the wheels on again and goes home.
The next day, the little boy went past the church, again with the preacher outside. Three wheels fell off and the boy shouted, “God damn!” Again the preacher said, “Son, don’t say that, say ‘God bless.’” The boy put all three wheels back on his wagon and goes home.
On the fourth day, the little boy passed the church. The preacher was standing outside and all four wheels fell off the wagon. The boy looked at the wagon and said, “God bless.” Suddenly, all four wheels jumped back on the wagon and the preacher said, “GOD DAMN!”
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Man pleads guilty to sex tape blackmail!
A Melbourne court has heard a man who tried to blackmail an older man with a sex tape is ashamed of his behaviour.
The 25-year-old Melbourne man secretly filmed himself having sex with an older man and then used the tape to blackmail him. Hawthorn man Jake Michael Della-Vedova pleaded guilty at the County Court to one count of blackmail. The court heard last year he met an older man on a gay chat line and the pair eventually arranged a meeting at Della-Vedova’s flat where they had sex. The older man, whose name is suppressed, paid $150 and then took Della-Vedova out for coffee. Della-Vedova later sent the older man picture text messages, saying he had filmed their encounter. He made demands for $15,000.
The court heard Della-Vedova repeatedly threatened to give the tape to the media and sent a text message saying ‘the police will do nothing but I’m sure the press will love it’. He also sent a text message saying ‘I’m sure you know what this will do to your career, not to mention your credibility.” The court heard in a police interview that Della-Vedova said he was sorry and that he never meant to hurt anybody. Della-Vedova’s lawyer said his client had shown geuine remorse, and asked the judge not to impose an immediate jail term. Prosecutors asked the court to jail Della-Vedova.
The hearing continues.